Ouroboros Coffee

You eat, you're fat. 

You don't eat, you're a freak.

You drink, you're an alcoholic. 

You don't drink, you're a pussy.

You read, you're a nerd.

You don't read, you're a stupid.

You tell a secret, you're an attention seeker.

You don't tell a secret, you're still attention seeking.

You let someone in, you're easy.

You don't someone in, you're too uptight.

You smoke, you think you're cool.

You don't smoke, you're  a loser.

You've had sex, you're a slut.

You haven't had sex, you're a frigid little bitch.

You wear make up, you're a slag.

You don't wear make up, you're ugly.

You can't please anyone. Ever.